Tag Archives: Football Proper

Here we are, the second semi-final match. Today we’ll discover who’ll be the other team playing for the championship and who’ll be playing for third place. Let me go ahead and break that tension for you: Germany will win today. … Continue reading →

Semi-finals, baby! La Celeste of Uruguay and The Flying Dutchmen (awesome) square off at 2:30 to see who gets to play for the big prize and who gets the consolation match. The Dutch are favored in this match, as they’ve … Continue reading →

Somehow, I nearly slept through this match. Well, no time to waste. Live-blogging directly from my bed, here’s Germany-Argentina.

Today’s match is one that probably a lot of people were hoping for when they saw the draw. And now that we’ve seen both teams play, we can take comfort in the fact that this won’t be just two really … Continue reading →

Yes, yes, that’s FIVE days off. I know. But life got hectic for a little while, so I had to leave you to watch the games by yourself. What a terrible fate that must have been. I apologize. But, I … Continue reading →

As the final group matches roll on, we’ve got another dual-match day. Italy play Slovakia and New Zealand face Paraguay, with all Group F teams in position to advance. Those matches have just started, and at 2:30, Group E will … Continue reading →

No need for a big intro today. Only one game matters: USA-Algeria. It’s simple. If we win, we advance. All other results complicate the affair much more, so let’s just focus on the easiest route. Whatever happens between England-Slovenia, let’s … Continue reading →

Let’s just go ahead and get it out of the way: that North Korean team ought to just stay in South Africa. After getting dismantled 7-0 by Portugal yesterday, when they head back, Dear Leader is likely to order their … Continue reading →

Guess who missed a day? This guy. Yeah, not me. That guy. I totally wrote something yesterday. But uh, my computer decided to make like a French football coach and quit on me. (Nice save, Clarke!) Thanks, bro! Anyway, earlier … Continue reading →